{"id":59,"date":"2010-08-06T16:31:28","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T16:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2011-02-15T16:37:58","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T16:37:58","slug":"the-itsy-bitsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"The Itsy Bitsy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-60 aligncenter\" title=\"#1 .... PROBLEM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284-400x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284-400x400.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284-186x186.jpg 186w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284-38x38.jpg 38w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0284.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I am not a huge fan of spiders, at all. Our apartment always has tons of them outside, lingering, waiting to attack (sometimes I have to rush into the door because I feel like they will drop on me). This summer, things changed &#8211; my brother was visiting and he suggested &#8220;Home Defense&#8221;, which is basically a pesticide spray that eliminates your arachnid (and other problems) pretty much instantly. I sprayed everywhere, and they dropped like flies (or spiders!). I swear by this stuff.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-62 aligncenter\" title=\"Genocide of the Arachnids \" src=\"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851-400x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851-400x400.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851-186x186.jpg 186w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851-38x38.jpg 38w, http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_02851.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a huge fan of spiders, at all. Our apartment always has tons of them outside, lingering, waiting to attack (sometimes I have to rush into the door because I feel like they will drop on me). This summer, things changed &#8211; my brother was visiting and he suggested &#8220;Home Defense&#8221;, which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[5,22],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animals","tag-animals-2","tag-spider"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mattic.wavinghand.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}